Oreos are my favorite cookies. No offense mom – I love your cookies too. My favorite thing about Oreos is that they’re creamy, chocolatish, and just yummy. Can’t you just smell that beautiful, crunchy, goodness? I like to hold them up to my eyes so they look like glasses. It’s Oreo Vision. Everything I see turns into Oreos. Then I eat one and it becomes an Oreo eyepatch. The most delicious eye patch ye ever seen.